Harbor office dispatch
Hoisting signal flags, checking the tide chart, and preparing the domestic weather report.
Fleet bulletin
Couples
4
Storm log
84
Chop
61
No emergency has been declared. The committee reserves the right to sigh.
Beaufort domestic barometer
Light Chop
Chop index: 3. The lighthouse is unimpressed.
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Storm log entry
Nelly
-5The Gladiator situation is genuinely unbelievable. Poor form.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/25/2026, 10:49:14 PM
Aaron
Liked this ruling · fair wind
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Nelly
-1Has never seen Gladiator.
Aaron filed this ruling · 6/25/2026, 1:42:49 AM
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Nelly
-3Won’t put her phone down and spend quality time with me.
Aaron filed this ruling · 6/24/2026, 11:58:58 PM
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Aaron
+5Played some card games with a smile even though he was genuinely being held hostage.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/23/2026, 6:51:38 PM
Aaron
Liked this ruling · fair wind
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Nelly
+5Silently cleans up non stop in the background. Like a tidying ninja. Bit mean tho.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/23/2026, 6:49:25 PM
Aaron
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Aaron
+2Sees my effort 😭
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/23/2026, 2:32:13 AM
Aaron
Should have been more points.
Aaron
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Nelly
-2Wanted to leave the friends trip early. :(
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/22/2026, 11:35:08 PM
Andrew
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Aaron
-4Looking up cheats for a game from 1993.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/22/2026, 11:31:58 PM
Andrew
self disputes are for the poor
Aaron
Disliked this ruling · red flag
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Aaron
-3Fake punching his unborn son.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/22/2026, 4:56:28 PM
Andrew
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Nelly
+2Great attitude in the vineyards.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/22/2026, 12:21:22 AM
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Aaron
+5A good sport about playing a child’s card game.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/22/2026, 12:17:02 AM
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Nelly
-1Can’t read and sarcastic apology.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 10:39:33 PM
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Aaron
-3Wildly inappropriate gesture at the captains table.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 10:37:33 PM
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Aaron
-2Inappropriate comments about a sister.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 6:59:27 PM
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Aaron
-1Horrible Ben and Jerry’s joke. Repeated multiple times so different people could hear. Somehow got worse each time.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 5:23:34 PM
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Aaron
+5For sharing a delicious meal with the table.
Nick filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 5:03:45 PM
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Aaron
-3Aggression at the lunch table.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 5:02:45 PM
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Aaron
-2Got the most filling food after a spiel about not getting a lot of food.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 4:54:01 PM
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Aaron
-1Sick of seafood.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 4:25:14 PM
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Aaron
-5Still on the couch being very weird.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 3:15:31 AM
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Aaron
-5Hit Shadai.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 3:06:59 AM
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Withdrawn log entry
WithdrawnAaron
+8Delivered regret with acceptable dockside paperwork.
Nick filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 12:48:56 AM
Made a clear apology without excuses.
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Aaron
+5For paying for dinner up front.
Nick filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 12:46:44 AM
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Aaron
+8Delivered regret with acceptable dockside paperwork.
Nick filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 12:46:22 AM
Made a clear apology without excuses.
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Tribunal correction
Tribunal correctionNelly
+10Admiralty tribunal struck a false log entry from the record and reversed the deducted tide.
Filed by the Admiralty tribunal · 6/21/2026, 12:46:09 AM
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Nelly
-5For making the kingz think we were less than for not getting the baby message within 30 seconds.
Nick filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 12:45:54 AM
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Struck from log
Struck from logNelly
-10Weather arrived without consulting the harbormaster.
Nick filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 12:44:58 AM
A major blow-up with no warm-up period.
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Nelly
+5Lowered the mainsail before the situation became weather.
Aaron filed this ruling · 6/20/2026, 11:45:25 PM
De-escalated before it turned into a fight.
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Aaron
+3A minor harbor adjustment has been entered without further comment.
Nelly filed this ruling · 6/20/2026, 11:12:36 PM
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Nelly
+5Lowered the mainsail before the situation became weather.
Kelsey filed this ruling · 6/20/2026, 9:43:58 PM
De-escalated before it turned into a fight.
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False record fine
False Record FineAaron
-5False Record Fine: Admiralty tribunal found a bad log entry and docked the submitter 5 points.
Filed by the Admiralty tribunal · 6/20/2026, 9:32:02 PM
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Tribunal correction
Tribunal correctionNelly
+5Admiralty tribunal struck a false log entry from the record and reversed the deducted tide.
Filed by the Admiralty tribunal · 6/20/2026, 9:32:02 PM
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Aaron
-2Trying to guilt his spouse for a completely reasonable situation and then pouting publicly.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/20/2026, 9:20:02 PM
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Struck from log
Struck from logNelly
-5The point was lost, then described as never having existed.
Aaron filed this ruling · 6/20/2026, 9:16:05 PM
Gaslighting or denying the obvious.
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