Harbor WeatherOffice of Domestic Marine Weather

Cape Codflict

A calm seaside instrument for grading how couples fight. Conditions are observed, logged, and quietly judged from the harbor office.

Fleet bulletin

Couples

Storm log

Chop

No emergency has been declared. The committee reserves the right to sigh.

Nick + Shadai

Weather report

Nick + Shadai

Swipe the harbor roster or use the arrows. The sea does not care.

Beaufort domestic barometer

CalmGale

Smooth Sailing

Chop index: 0. The lighthouse is unimpressed.

1. Pick a partner

Nick

Selected

Grade

Shadai

Tap to select

Grade

Choose a direction, then the actual offense. The harbor office appreciates brevity.

The waters are suspiciously flat. Continue monitoring the kitchen channel.