Harbor office dispatch
Hoisting signal flags, checking the tide chart, and preparing the domestic weather report.
Fleet bulletin
Couples
4
Storm log
84
Chop
61
No emergency has been declared. The committee reserves the right to sigh.
Beaufort domestic barometer
Household Gale
Chop index: 18. The lighthouse is unimpressed.
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Sam
+5Took the boys on a 12 hour journey on a budget airline by himself
Kelsey filed this ruling · 6/24/2026, 2:35:17 AM
Nelly
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Aaron
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Andrew
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Kelsey
+5Amazing organization and captaining of the ship. A thankless job that improves the entire trip.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/23/2026, 6:43:13 PM
Aaron
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Sam
+5More points for the double soup thing. Inspiring.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/23/2026, 6:42:20 PM
Kelsey
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Sam
+5Double fisting soup like an absolute admiral.
Andrew filed this ruling · 6/22/2026, 6:09:59 PM
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-4Brought up a delicate medical matter in public amongst company
Kelsey filed this ruling · 6/22/2026, 5:06:51 PM
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Kelsey
+6Restored calm by provisioning the galley.
Nick filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 12:53:59 AM
Paused the conflict with food and goodwill.
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Kelsey
+4Presented evidence without capsizing the room.
Nick filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 12:53:34 AM
Brought receipts calmly.
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Kelsey
-5For definitively siding with my wife even though I was correct
Nick filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 12:44:29 AM
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Kelsey
-10Weather arrived without consulting the harbormaster.
Nick filed this ruling · 6/21/2026, 12:43:49 AM
A major blow-up with no warm-up period.
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Kelsey
-3Made contact with a marked obstacle and blamed the buoy.
Aaron filed this ruling · 6/20/2026, 11:56:23 PM
Blamed someone else for a clear own-goal.
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